Does seeing all these AI images of great video game characters make you want to play a classic game? Well, we don't have any of those here, but we do have games that KMX designed (yes, through AI as well). Who needs GTA6 when you have some of the stuff that we got below?

As a warning, these games tend to play better on desktop than on mobile.

If you have trouble with them, see our FAQ.


Grand Theft Amish


The devil has arrived in Lancaster County, and this time it's not just KMX after he made a typo on his GPS while trying to get to Lancaster Avenue.


Hobo Train 1884


Because sometimes survival really does amount to a hill of beans.

Or at least a can of beans.


Guitar Geek 2005


NOTE: THE SOUND DOES NOT WORK ON MOBILE DEVICES
Can you headbang, throw horns, sing along and air guitar? Then we might just need a second guitarist after all.


FAQ


Q: Why does a window keep popping up on my phone and obscuring my controls...?!


A: It sounds like you're getting the "Copy -- Find Selection -- Look Up" menu, which your phone automatically brings up when you tap the screen and leave your finger there. If you are getting this menu, just tap outside of it, and it will vanish.

Q: I did that, and it fixed the controls, but the games still suck.


A: Well, you're an easy one to please. And way to keep everything in the form of a question. Keep in mind that we are a band, so if you are unhappy with our AI-prompt-created video games, you can always check out our music.


Q: I tried that too, but I got overwhelmed by all the different versions of "Barbarian." Do you guys record a separate version of the song for each time that you say "Barbarian" during the chorus?


A: That was at least in the form of a question. But for the record, the word "Barbarian" gets said six times before the chorus repeats, and we only linked to five different versions of it. So I think someone's overreacting.


Q: Have you ever considered making REAL games with REAL programming for your website?


A: Yes. But we're saving that for after our next music video, when we get a REAL dragon, REAL tigers, REAL robots, and a REAL pond for KMX to get thrown into.


Q: I can help you with the last part, and I even have a decent pond near me. But I can help you even more with posting games on your site. Just tell me the kind of game that  you want, and I will personally program it, and I won't even charge you until after I have an approval.


A: Oh, so this whole product complaint of yours was just a crappy little sales pitch? You dragged this page out to about double its length so you could get us to pay money to post video games on our site? Do we strike you as the kind of band that actually pays money to make a video game that can go on its website? Who do you think we are, Opeth?


Q: I thought I was the one who had to put everything in the form of a question?


A: No, apparently you're the one who has to put everything in the form of a sales pitch.


Q: If I was trying to sell you ten different versions of "Barbarian," I'm sure you'd buy them. But I really can't believe that a band with members of King's X, Dokken and KoRn would make music like this in the first place.


A: No, that's not us. You're thinking of the band KXM, not The KMX Band.


Q: No, I never get my Ms and my Xs mixed up.


A: Well then go listen to MXPX. I am the frontman of this band, and I don't know what to tell you other than that I am not dUg Pinnick! I'd know if I was. It's not that difficult. I mean, hell ... I used to wish that I was.


Q: Really?


A: Only in that I used to begin every single studio recording session by making everyone listen to Dogman and telling them that it is one of the most perfect songs ever recorded, and that our production should sound just like that. But I could never get us to pull it off. We'd never come close...


Q: That's so sad! I know what it's like to strive for things during every step of a creative process, but to still never reach that goal. Before I made games, I was a filmmaker, and I tried to do a shot-for-shot remake of the opening scene from the Sean Connery movie Zardoz, but I couldn't get the head to float right.


A: Okay, you actually didn't have to tell me that. I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing it.


Q: Sorry. Can I just send you my quotes and my game design concepts? What was the name of your band again ... was it Scale the Summit?


A: Uh, yes. That's our band. Just send everything that you have to Scale the Summit's contact information, and I'm sure that it will be seen by the right people.